CONSPIRE'S RUSSMAS SHOW!

I'm SOOO sad I couldn't go to Russ's bday show tonight but I got to watch it on Ustream and it was AWESOME!  He was soo funny and everybody that read was awesome except this old lady that read for like 20 min. and split right after.  Robin G. played this cool little Xmas set and even Ian tried guitar!!  Anyway thank God for the Internetz cuz I might have missed one of the best open mics ever!!!!!  Happy bday, Russ!  I'm gonna read my Amazing AZ Comics again and go to bed.

RUSSMAS is coming and Russ won $100!!!

Last night was so awesome!  I went to Sedona which is this beautiful New Agey city in Arizona because I heard there was a poetry slam there and I wondered if Russ would go.  He DID......and he WON IT!  $100 babaayyy!  Don't spend it all in one place, buddy!  (Tho knowing Russ, he will, at Atomic Comics or something!!)

Anyway, the slam was cool.  That chick with the pink hair was the feature.  Klute ALMOST won, and that other guy with the poem about his imaginary friend was hilarious, too.  He shoulda won, really, but Russ was on fire.  Just in time for his birthday soon! :D

Amazing AZ Comics is so funny!

I finally bought Russ's comix at this store in Mesa called Evermore Nevermore.  They are so funny!!!! Seriously, they're waaay better than the karaoke comics Russ made.  I mean, that one's cool, too but these are different.  I hope he keeps making them.  And Evermore Nevermore is AWESOME!  The owners are sooo nice!!  I'm gonna go back soon.  They had a whole poetry shelf and I think I saw Bill Campanana's DVD there.

WTF Lola's???

I think Russ was supposed to feature this month but it was cancelled or something  b/c the coffee shop was gonna close early?  That's messed up!!!  I got there late but it looked like a lot of ppl were there and they were all buying coffee and some people like me showed up late and STILL would've bought coffee but if Lola's doesn't want my $$ that's cool.  I'll just go to Conspire or something.  I like Conspire's coffee!!  I hope they serve it forever!!!

AZ = HOT

yuck..

One more thing

Drew Carey totes lost weight!!! I called it!

!!!!!!Best feature EVER!!!!!

Russ's feature at Conspire last night was SO COOL!  He read this poem about dry humping which was awesome and everyone knew which poem it was so it was kinda like a rock concert where ppl are shouting the names of songs they want the band to play.  It was a superhero theme so the host dressed up like Wonder Woman and some ppl read superhero stuff and this one guy Ian talked about Capt. Callout which was funny, too.  I wish I could write like those guys.  Maybe one day I'll read at the open mic.  Then I'd feel a little better about meeting Russ cuz we'd have something to talk about. :)

RUSS IS FEATURING AGAIN!!!

I just found out Russ is featuring tomorrow!  At CONSPIRE!  I hope he doesn't fall on that step they have there!!

So funny!

Russ made this video about the Double Rainbow Guy and Kim Kardashian and it's sooooooo funny!

http://karaokefanboy.blogspot.com/2010/07/double-rainbow-guy-meets-kim-kardashian.html

I wonder if Tosh.0 will see it or something??

YOU can hire the A-Team!!

The A-team is finally out!!!  I know Russ loves the A-Team so I went to the theater at the midnight show.  I saw all these geeks wearing A-team shirts it looks like they made but I don't know if he was one of them.  The theater was already dark when I got there cuz I was totes late and almost missed it, long story.  Anyway, the movie was awesome!  They nailed it!  It was cool seeing how all the A-Team first met.   I wonder if Russ and I will ever meet.  That would be cool.  I hope he liked the movie!

Happy Birthday, Russ' Mom!

That's it! :D

CONSPIRE IS WEIRD!!

So Russ has been going to this open mic in Phoenix at a place called Conspire which is cool I guess but it's soo weird!  It kinda reminds me of Mill Ave. but all in one place and I don't feel super comfortable there at night but the poetry is really cool.  The host is a riot!  i forget her name but she was all running around getting ppl to sign up to read.  She asked me but I was like no, maybe next time.  I just wanted to see Russ read.  It was sooo kewl to see him again!  Oh, and it's getting kinda hot here.  I hope Russ buys some sun screen or he'll burn uppp!

WHAT AN AWESOME BLOG POST RUSS JUST DID!

Russ posted all this stuff he misses about Cali and all this stuff he likes about AZ!  http://karaokefanboy.blogspot.com/2010/03/200-posts-later-100-awesome-things.html

It's so cool!!! Now I know where he hangs out!!!!!!!  Maybe we'll bump into each other soon......

Mill Ave. is weird!

Russ posted about Mill Ave. a few days ago so I thought I'd check it out to see if he was hanging out again but it's totally weird there!!  I was only there like three hours, and two homeless guys asked me for money and this street preacher was there telling me about Jesus and stuff.  Normally I don't mind if someone wants to talk about the Bible but he was all up in my face.  Plus, it's like there are these two homeless guys RIGHT THERE, dude??  Don't you think THEY need Jesus, too??!  Hit them UP!

So I didn't see Russ there.  This lady was making flowers out of palm leaves tho.  That was cool.

AZ, BABAAYYY!

I did it!  I moved to Arizona!  It's so cool here!!!!

I've nver been to Arizona b4.  The weather is awesome!!  I hope it stays this way all year.

I haven't seen Russ or anything yet.